EDITOR'S NOTE: On occasion, we all need help. But where to turn? Fortunately, Rachel Nichols is here to bring us the special kind of advice that only the world's greatest athletes can dole out. Whether to take it or not ... well, that's up to you. Today's Ill-Advised expert: Steve Francis, Orlando Magic guard.
RACHEL: You have a lot of good nicknames. The Franchise. Wink. After this, which would you prefer "Dear Abby" or "Ann Landers"?