NEW HAVEN, Conn. -- Lars had the tiger in his teeth, surely on the cusp of ripping it to shreds, and more than 400 blood-thirsty spectators roared approval.
OK, maybe they weren't blood-thirsty. Stuffing-thirsty is probably more accurate.
For the few insiders in the crowd who knew about Page 2's attempt to place a mole on the inside of the secret world of college mascots, this was going over way too well.
OK, Lars isn't a mole. He's a bulldog. Still ... ...Read full story