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Philly life is a T.O. carnival

Brian Murphy's Weekend Water Cooler takes a Tilt-A-Whirl ride on the T.O. carnival in Philadelphia.

Updated: August 29, 2005, 12:59 PM ET
By Brian Murphy | Special to Page 2

Richest story item of the weekend: The Philadelphia Eagles excused Terrell Owens from their charity carnival Sunday. Insert lame joke here, Cooler reader (don't worry if you don't have any -- I'll supply 'em).

They said T.O. was resting a strained groin muscle.

The real reason? He is the charity carnival, man. He's the Bearded Lady and the Dog-Faced Boy rolled into one. Which would be OK if he and Donovan McNabb could make like another carnival oddity and play the role of ...

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