In a sport where everyone pats each other's butts
can I ask, please don't pat mine?
Or the butts of the 71,781 people in line next to me.
It's 40 minutes before kickoff, Gate 9, and I'm waiting in line behind a 7-year-old.
And he's being patted down.
Don't know his name. Don't really think it's Losman, as the name on his back says -- least I hope not. Rookies, ya never know.
The 4-foot, 60-pound offender is wearing a replica No. ...Read full story