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Page 2's Bill Simmons has regretted his high school yearbook quote for years. Now, he's getting a second chance to say something witty.

Updated: October 3, 2005, 3:28 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Editor's Note: This column originally ran on October 11, 2002.

You might remember the impetus for today's column, but just in case ...

Q: I am a senior in high school, and it is about time to write our Senior Quotes. I really want mine to be funny. Any suggestions? -- Christopher Burk, Bellport, N.Y.

Well, Christopher... you came to the right place. I have been kicking myself about my high school yearbook quote for years. Here's what I actually chose:

And ...

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