The Red, White and Blue Devil
Page 2's Patrick Hruby, an avid Duke hater, is torn between patriotism and riotism.
I hear Canada is a lovely place.
Clean streets. Cold beer. Universal health care. Home to a democratic society and the World Rock Paper Scissors Championships with a Mike Myers for every Alan Thicke.
Oh, and Mike Krzyzewski will never, ever coach the country's Olympic basketball team.
Don't get me wrong: I love the United States. I'm proud to be an American, despite our status as the world's leading exporter of Michael Bay movies. I'm not exactly standing on the Ambassador Bridge ...
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