TORINO -- Short track makes ice dancing, jai alai and Florida vote-counting look respectable.
Critics complain that short track is nothing more than roller derby but that's insulting to all the legitimate, hard-working roller derby queens out there. Short track is a bad punchline, a sport that should come with cream pies, joy buzzers and whoopee cushions. It's slogan should be, "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk."
Consider Sunday open-mike night at the track.
The men's 1,500 ...
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