FBA: Second-half to-do lists
When your wife works you like a rented pack mule, fun and entertainment don't show up on the dance card very often.
That's why, even though it's my job -- seriously, honey, just check the Web site -- I didn't watch a solitary second of televised hoops over the weekend. I almost can justify to my better half the importance of watching Raptors-Magic and Celtics-Blazers until my eyes bleed, but slam dunk competitions and three-point shootouts in the Dorfman household have a way of quickly turning into "painting the house" and "installing new crown moulding."
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