I would gladly repeat last year's March Madness tour of college fraternities, sororities, dorms and other booze-soaked student housing, but two things near and dear to my heart stand in the way: my wife and my liver.
In other words, I've been placed on double-secret probation. And this year I have a partner: Page 2's Mary Buckheit.
But while there will be no students battling to see who can push my blood-alcohol ratio higher than Colin Farrell's, there still will ...
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