Today is the 110th running of the Boston Marathon, and if it were up to me, there wouldn't be a 111th.
If you're wondering why someone could be so opposed to marathons, then you've obviously never seen one in person. I've had the misfortune of witnessing two. And they are horrific experiences that still haunt my dreams.
Let me set the stage for you.
You go to see someone participate in a marathon. You're standing at, ...