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Mocking the mock draft

Gregg Easterbrook's Tuesday Morning Quarterback returns, with the mock draft to end all mock drafts and a Mr. Irrelevant prediction.

Updated: May 1, 2006, 9:17 AM ET
By Gregg Easterbrook | Special to Page 2

Man, look at those legs! Perfect conditioning, ideal proportions. NFL draft fans can't wait to see more. I'm not talking about Reggie Bush's legs. I'm talking about the Rockettes! Tune in Saturday because, for the first time ever, the NFL draft will be held at Radio City Music Hall. And you know ESPN producers will use every possible flimsy excuse to show the gorgeous legs of the Rockettes as they accompany the top draft picks up to the podium to shake …

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