So, apparently you didn't watch the Kentucky Derby on Saturday.
Or at least 92.6 percent of you didn't because NBC only registered a 7.4 rating for the race, its lowest ever.
Despite the lack of interest, the Kentucky Derby is still an important sporting event. Why? I have no idea. But it is. Maybe it's the fancy hats. I'm not sure. But if you consider yourself a sports fan, the Derby is required viewing.
Yet most people don't watch it. Lucky for you, though, ...