The new fantasy rules

The Sports Guy is not afraid to say it: Fantasy Football needs fixing, and he's just the guy to do it.

Updated: July 27, 2006, 12:20 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2

Editor's note: This article appears in the July 31 issue of ESPN The Magazine.

You're not allowed to complain about four things in life: nudity, free food, free drinks and fantasy football. So why would I want to tinker with the latter, a multibillion-dollar business that brings us so much joy? Because we screwed this up from the beginning, that's why.

You know how pro sports were totally messed up in the '40s and '50s, back when the NBA had no shot clock, hockey goalies didn't ...

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