News item: Track coach Trevor Graham claimed that American sprinter Justin Gatlin's recent positive steroid test was the result of a grudge-carrying massage therapist who rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs.
Sure. Sounds plausible. Even probable. Heck, isn't that one of those no-nos Nelson Algren warned us about?
Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never accept a rubdown from a masseuse with an axe to grind.