Screen Shots: Our Top 5 surprises
I've had just about enough of the "surprise!" generation -- you know, the twits who think Punk'd is the new 60 Minutes or the yahoos who believe shaving obscene words into their sleeping friends' eyebrows is the ideal way to show affection.
For as long as I can remember, I've wanted no part of that garbage. In fact, I'm famous among my friends for barricading myself behind closed doors when inebriants have left me partially (or fully) incapacitated. It's for their good as much as mine, ...
Read full story