Dusty is perfect for San Fran

Whom should the San Francisco Giants hire as their next manager? Why, Dusty Baker! He's the perfect man for the job.

Updated: October 26, 2006, 12:08 PM ET
By Jeff Pearlman | Special to Page 2

This will never happen.

That's the first thing one must say. The San Francisco Giants will never, ever, ever, ever, ever rehire Dusty Baker as their manager. Not if Baker promises to bring Albert Pujols, Johan Santana and Jose Reyes to the Bay Area. Not if Baker is named Genius of the Decade by Mensa. Not even if Jesus himself appears at Peter Magowan's bedside, commanding him to "Return Dusty and restore goodness to our world!"


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