Please stop reading if you're (a) mature (b) my wife or (c) work in ESPN human resources.
It's not every day we get to celebrate the 6th birthday for Page 2, and it's not every day we get to celebrate the first anniversary of the greatest moment in the history of mankind. We'll never do both in the same day again, so
Let us all pause for a moment of silence.
It was a year ago that two lovely Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, according to a police report that reads like ...