What happened to sports?

The sports world has been turned upside down and Bill Simmons doesn't know which end is up anymore.

Updated: November 13, 2006, 11:25 AM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2

The defending Super Bowl champs are 2-6.

Emmitt Smith is one of the two celebrity finalists remaining on "Dancing with the Stars."

Our reigning World Series champion is an 83-win team featuring Jeff Suppan and Jeff Weaver as its Nos. 2 and 3 starters.

The Clippers, Hawks, Hornets, Nets and Jazz are leading their respective divisions right now.

In the annual Pats-Colts showdown, Tony Dungy outcoached Bill Belichick and Peyton Manning outplayed ...

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