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Fret not, Heisman finalists: DJ Gallo has written your acceptance speech.

Updated: December 8, 2006, 1:25 PM ET
By DJ Gallo | Page 2

Saturday night's Heisman Trophy ceremony will no doubt be a stressful event for the three candidates set to attend the announcement in New York. The last thing they need is the added stress of preparing a speech – a speech that has only a one-in-three chance of ever being heard – to deliver before a live, national audience.

That's why I've done Brady Quinn, Darren McFadden and Troy Smith a big favor by writing their speeches for them. Here is a preview of what you will probably ...

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