New Year's wishes: From Federer to Barbaro

Updated: December 28, 2006, 11:37 AM ET
By Gene Wojciechowski | ESPN.com

By the power vested in me by the Worldwide Leader, I offer the following 2007 New Year wishes:

To Roger Federer, a rival.

To Jim Leyland, the Tom Emanski DVD series and a carton of Nicorette.

To Tiger, a little Earl.

To a March Madness longshot, a George Mason-like run.

To Vince Young, an apology note from Houston Texans management.

To Mario Williams, a Make Everyone Forget My 2006 Season card.

To autistic hoopster Jason McElwain, that co-executive ...

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