New Year's wishes: From Federer to Barbaro
By the power vested in me by the Worldwide Leader, I offer the following 2007 New Year wishes:
To Roger Federer, a rival.
To Jim Leyland, the Tom Emanski DVD series and a carton of Nicorette.
To Tiger, a little Earl.
To a March Madness longshot, a George Mason-like run.
To Vince Young, an apology note from Houston Texans management.
To Mario Williams, a Make Everyone Forget My 2006 Season card.
To autistic hoopster Jason McElwain, that co-executive ...
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