While many of you spent yesterday forgetting old acquaintances -- and possibly drinking so much that you forgot new acquaintances, too -- I was watching NFL football. (That's right, I'm very cool.) So what did you miss? A lot. And that's not even counting the overwhelming sense of loneliness and regret that I was fortunate enough to experience.
Here is a brief recap of some of the top stories from Week 17:
Emotional Brett Favre cries tears of musk-scented liquid steel