You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home
Now you're about to pay 2,000 to leave alone
See another woman out there, you wanna make a change
She ain't gonna watch you
'Cause you won't have a damn thing
Jim Liban, Junior Brantley, "It's Cheaper to Keep Her"
I want half EEDDDIEE!!
-- Eddie Murphy, "Raw"
Aside from "paternity test," the scariest word for any professional athlete is "half."
Undoubtedly, there was a collective tremor among pro athletes when days ...