Editor's note: This column appears in the April 9 issue of ESPN The Magazine.
My readers have sent me some crazy e-mails over the past decade. I've been invited to weddings, bachelor parties and high school proms. I've been asked to kill myself, have sex with myself and repeatedly punch myself in the face. I've received naked photos of girlfriends and had a corrections officer ask for my address so he could send me a used prison shank. Even crazier, I gave it to him.
But no e-mail ...
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