1. In an Australian court, actor Sylvester Stallone reportedly pleaded guilty to:
(a) Importing 48 vials of human growth hormone (b) Importing 48 promotional photos for "Rocky Balboa," all featuring graphic imagery of Stallone's melting-wax-sculpture-meets-Tara-Reid's-botched-liposuction torso (c) Importing 48 proposals for an Aussie version of "The Contender," only with fighting kangaroos instead of amateur boxers (d) Importing 48 copies of "Judge Dredd"
2. Stallone's lawyer ...
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