Clemens, Schmidt, weekend notes
Team A: "Hey man, I know our deal of Lance Berkman and Jason Schmidt for Jason Giambi and Salomon Torres (the names have been changed to protect the parties involved!) seemed fair a few days ago, and it's still pending, but I am having second thoughts. I'm going to back out of the deal now, if you don't mind. That's cool with you, right? I mean, this is just a friendly game.
Team B: "No &%*($#)@ way."
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