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Sheffield is one dangerous moron

There are morons, and then there are dangerous morons. And Gary Sheffield is chief among the latter. Story

Originally Published: June 5, 2007
By Jeff Pearlman | Special to Page 2

In major league baseball, there are morons, and then there are dangerous morons.

The morons adhere to the definition listed in Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary: A feeble-minded person or mental defective who has a potential mental age of between 8 and 12 years and is capable of doing routine work under supervision. They think about baseball-baseball-baseball-baseball-baseball-Maxim-baseball-baseball-baseball, with occasional pit stops for food and bathroom breaks. The morons are harmless ...

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