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Page 2 scored an exclusive interview with one of the menacing seagulls at Detroit's Comerica Park. Story

Updated: June 14, 2007, 2:13 PM ET
By Eric Adelson | ESPN The Magazine

The talk of Detroit is not Justin Verlander's no-hitter Tuesday, or the Pistons' disappointment, or Shaun Rogers' legal troubles, but the dozens of seagulls that descended on Comerica Park over the weekend. Page 2 sat down with an anonymous seagull for what proved to be a contentious interview.

P2: What are you trying to pull here?

SG: Trying to watch the game. Duh. Don't be a humanbrain.

P2: Hilarious.

SG: I'll be here all week.

P2: That's the problem. Don't you ...

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