Face it. You want Alyssa Milano. And you have for a very long time.
You began to feel this way back in the '80s, when your body was strange and your thoughts stranger and she first rocked your world as Samantha Micelli on "Who's the Boss?"
These feelings were later confirmed by her turns in "Poison Ivy II," "Melrose Place" and most recently "Charmed" -- and in "Charmed" she played a witch, for cryin' out loud. If you weren't down with witches before, you are now.