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Mr. Torre, I owe you an apology

Three months ago, Jeff Pearlman called for Joe Torre's job. Now he's realized the error of his ways. Story

Updated: August 14, 2007, 2:24 PM ET
By Jeff Pearlman | Special to Page 2

When I was 2 or 3 months old, my mother dropped me down a flight of concrete stairs and into a bucket of boiling pork rinds.

When I was 6, I went through extensive electroshock treatment to rid myself of a lisp.

When I was 14, a softball slammed into my chest and stopped my heart for 48 seconds.

When I was 17, I saw my grandmother naked.

When I was 19, I smoked a cigarette laced with triclosan and perchlorate.

When I was 31, I paid $10 to see "From Justin to Kelly."

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