Who's having the worst of it right now -- Michigan football coach Lloyd Carr, Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis, or former pop sensation Britney Spears? Tough call and a good excuse for this tale of the tape.
MOST DISAPPOINTING LOSS
Carr: Appalachian State
Weis: Gastric bypass lawsuit
Spears: Once misplaced her kids for a week
MOST OFTEN COMPARED TO
Carr: Jim Tressel
Weis: Ty Willingham
Spears: Paris Hilton, if Paris was skankier ...