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Hector's Week 7 Picks and Eliminator

Updated: October 18, 2007, 2:37 PM ET
By Hector the Projector | ESPN.com

½ We have a very important announcement to make: The Hecto-tron DA-42 computer simulator is throwing its metaphorical hat into the ring and announcing that it is running for president. What are its qualifications, you ask? Just take a look at this record:

Week 6 (no spread): 8-5; season-to-date: 55-34 Week 6 (spread): 9-4; season-to-date: 53-36

Hey, we've seen shakier ground from which to erect a political platform. Besides, if Stephen Colbert can get the kind of publicity he's getting, ...

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