1. What did Maple Leafs rookie Jiri Tlusty do that caused a big stir in Toronto?
(a) Made out with one of the Olsen twins at a posh Toronto hotel bar
(b) Was indicted on federal charges of perjury and obstruction of justice
(c) Apologized to Texans, cowboys and horses for the team's mediocre start
(d) Posted full-frontal nude pictures of himself on his Facebook page
2. Rank, in overall volume of tears, these great moments in Mark Messier's career:
(a) Hoisting his first Stanley Cup with ...