1. "Yes, our team lost 90-something games last year and hasn't had a winning season since Jim Leyland smoked only a pack a day. And yes, we traded our best player over the winter for prospects so obscure "Baseball America" didn't spell their names correctly. And yes, our best pitcher can't fit into even our fattest coach's pants. ... But you have to like our chances. We're going to surprise some people if we can stay healthy."