Did you stupidly spend this spring weekend outside instead of watching every minute of the NFL draft? If so, here are some of the sights and sounds that you missed.
• "If you give $20 to our cause, you get a team logo mug. But for a generous donation of $50, you get an official team helmet."
• "I know that as the No. 1 pick I have a very big helmet to fill."
• "Who is that hottie over there?" "That's my mom."
• "Let's get a picture with all of ...Read full story