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Tiger: great golfer, terrible caddie

If you win an online contest, Tiger Woods will caddie a round for you. Here's how it might go. Story

Updated: June 17, 2008, 6:22 PM ET
By DJ Gallo | Page 2

Buick is running an online contest in which one winner gets Tiger Woods as a caddie for a round of golf. Notice I didn't say one "lucky" winner, because this is the worst promotion ever.

Who would want Tiger Woods as a caddie?

Tiger: "OK. This hole is a 220-yard par 3, slightly uphill into a light breeze. I'd probably hit a 6-iron."

You: "Umm … how about if I lay up with my driver?"

Tiger: "Great practice swing. Good rhythm."

You: ...

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