Reality on homer-happy Branyan, Thames
Of course, couldn't it be possible that Branyan is this season's Jack Cust?
I decided I'd do some research for this one, seeing if Branyan actually does hit a bunch of homers every time he joins a new team, then trails off so we can ignore him again. Even if it wasn't true, I asked five random people in the office what they thought of Branyan, and to a man -- there aren't, um, a whole lotta women in our office, much to Matthew Berry's chagrin -- they all assumed, like I, that Branyan was on another one of his hot streaks and soon he'd cool down, Bill Hall would be happy and life would go back to normal.
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