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Who will save us from Favre?

Can anyone save us from all Brett Favre,
all the time? Page 2 weighs the odds.
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Updated: August 8, 2008, 4:58 PM ET
By Patrick Hruby | Page 2

We need a Batlight. We need the Batman. We need a noble champion, a dauntless martyr, someone -- anyone -- to save us from the all-Brett Favre, all-the-time news cycle that threatens to engulf both the sports world and the entire physical universe, one replayed clip of Favre delivering a shovel pass through the snow at a time, forever radiating into deep space and beyond.

Question is, who will be our Moses? Who will part the green sea, delivering us from 40 days in the bestubbled ...

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