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A Clean Escape

Updated: August 22, 2008, 4:20 PM ET

Man, I feel like a deep as hell puddle of cat piss at the moment. Insomnia has got me real good and as I result I've climbed out of bed in the afternoon hours today. So lame. Anyway, there's still daylight, an ice cream truck across the street and my blazing athletes foot seems to be under control. So with that, I'm gonna get my skate-on to give myself a feeling of temporary worth. So Chris Nieratko, the mastermind behind NJ Skateshop as well as some of the funniest goddamned pairing of words ...

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