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2008 Absurd Quote Power Rankings

In the sports world, sometimes the worst thing you can do is open your mouth. Story

Originally Published: December 31, 2008
By Patrick Hruby | Page 2

Anyone can say something dumb. But not every dumb utterance is so preposterously silly, so epically moronic, so downright Dadaist that it transcends everyday duncedom and enters the realm of classical, enduring absurdity.

Think: "Fade into Bolivian."

Think: "We talking about practice. Practice."

Think: "I'm a man! I'm 40!"

To honor the quotes that made it rain all over 2008, Page 2 proudly presents our year-end Absurd Quote Power Rankings:

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