Anyone can say something dumb. But not every dumb utterance is so preposterously silly, so epically moronic, so downright Dadaist that it transcends everyday duncedom and enters the realm of classical, enduring absurdity.
Think: "Fade into Bolivian."
Think: "We talking about practice. Practice."
Think: "I'm a man! I'm 40!"
To honor the quotes that made it rain all over 2008, Page 2 proudly presents our year-end Absurd Quote Power Rankings: