"Make 'em all free agents!"
-- Former Oakland A's owner Charlie Finley
"We have the only legal monopoly in the country and we are f---ing it up"
-- Former Atlanta Braves owner Ted Turner
Ah the folly of baseball owners and their big piles of cash. Last week we gave you baseball's best free-agent signings ever. We'll be honest: This week's list was much more fun to compile (and so many contracts to choose from!).