88 lines about 44 players: Greinke, Soriano, V-Mart are for real

Updated: May 6, 2009, 11:22 AM ET
By Pierre Becquey | ESPN.com

Those of you who remember a time when phones had rotary dials and when G.I. Joe was must-see Saturday morning TV may recognize today's column title as loosely borrowed from a song by the Nails. (Certainly looser than "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers). It's a schtick, a gag, a way to talk very briefly about a lot of players, dig up some fun stats and facts, and allow my personal biases to run amok. For those reasons, it's also my favorite column to do. After a one-year hiatus, here she is again. ...

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