The 13th Annual Turkeys of the Year
There's the plump round midsection, of course. The ubiquitous golden brown outerwear. And the twitchy, knee-jerk overreaction to every tiny bit of stimuli. But after 12 years of doing the Flem File's annual Turkeys of the Year column, I've found that the best way to spot a real honest-to-goodness gobbler is to watch for erratic behavior that tends to escalate the closer we get to Thanksgiving.
So, first there was the "voluntary" 10-hour bus trip for rookies who wanted to work ...
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