We know what people want for Christmas
Today, Page 2 suggests you don't leave your house.
It's a madhouse out there, and Page 2 knows exactly what people want for the holidays:
• Jimmy Clausen needs boxing lessons or the ability to see behind him.
• Jimmie Johnson needs a little respect from those outside NASCAR.
• LeBron James needs a new wheelbarrow to carry Shaq. And some new shocks.
• Ben Roethlisberger needs a bigger padded helmet. One for Kurt Warner, too.
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