Happy Birthday, Mom!
My brother Jonathan is angry with me.
It was my mom Nancy's birthday Tuesday. And it has Jonathan asking, "What am I gonna do? It's not like I have a national column to wish her a happy birthday. How am I gonna compete with that?"
The answer, of course, is that he can't. I mean, he's already accepted her as a Facebook friend. He's got nothing left. So he's gonna have to deal with it.
Three years younger than me, my brother Jonathan is better looking, ...
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