What if Simon Cowell were a sports critic?
Simon Cowell is leaving "American Idol" after this season. He plans to bring his British TV hit, "The X Factor," to the Colonies, but suppose that falls through? Despite his riches, he will still need an outlet for his sarcastic wit because it's no fun sitting at home and being a sarcastic wit when nobody is listening, right, gang? Here is a suggestion: Why doesn't Cowell become a sports commentator? Lord knows, it would be like shooting ducks in a bathtub for Simon.
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