Closing the book on the NFL season
As work crews tore down the final remnants of Super Bowl banners, scaffolding and bunting from inside the deserted Fort Lauderdale convention center, David Fleming strode confidently to the only remaining podium. As he approached the stage for his annual (and completely fictitious) NFL season wrap-up news conference, reporters and co-workers seated near the front of the packed auditorium noticed that Fleming's jeans were soaking wet from the knees down.
Looking far less slumped ...
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