Forever in pinstripes

Lame duck Derek Jeter will eventually work out a contract extension with the Yankees

Updated: February 25, 2010, 11:03 AM ET
By Jayson Stark | ESPN.com

TAMPA, Fla. -- It's time now to review just a few of the things that are way more likely to happen than Derek Jeter not being a Yankee next year:

• Tiger Woods wins Husband of the Year Award.

• Marlins authorize $700 million payroll.

• Kardashian sisters named permanent hosts of Masterpiece Theatre.

But friends, this is a tough, tough business -- this sports-media gig. There are times when it's our role in life to take stuff you already knew and make it ...

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