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Page 2's Academy Awards of sports

Originally Published: March 8, 2010
By Mike Philbrick | Page 2

Every year, the sports world tries in vain to take itself as seriously as the people who dress up and play pretend make films. If the goal is to truly emulate that fine industry, everyone in sports should start by replacing all the current trophies and medals for athletes. MVP this, Most Outstanding that, gold, silver … whatever.

Here are a few awards Page 2 would have handed out Sunday night if we ran the Academy Awards of sports … and had to use the same lame categories ...

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