As a child of divorce, I could always count on being bombarded Saturday mornings with an incredibly long list of last-minute things to do. This was usually offered just as my father's Mercury Cougar was rounding the corner. Well, this is my final chance to give you things to do. And it's a long list almost four columns in one. Just know I care, and I feel your pain.
Now let's go win us some leagues! Let's play the lightning round!